1 00:00:01,130 --> 00:00:07,570 If my family find out about this, I will be so excommunicated. 2 00:00:08,189 --> 00:00:11,730 You said you'd look after me. You tough enough, Melissa. When Wolf gets out of 3 00:00:11,730 --> 00:00:15,010 jail, he will nail my balls. He's not getting out. 4 00:00:15,550 --> 00:00:16,550 Looks good, Dad. 5 00:00:16,710 --> 00:00:18,010 I can't do the bloody verge. 6 00:00:18,230 --> 00:00:21,650 My parole officer reckons even going that far from the house won't set off 7 00:00:21,650 --> 00:00:22,890 alarm. Have you tried it? 8 00:00:23,430 --> 00:00:26,730 No, honey, because if I set off the alarm, I violate my parole, and that 9 00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:28,250 put me back in prison. Oh, yeah. 10 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:33,460 Look, he's back. 11 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:34,840 The fact. 12 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 I think about you. 13 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:39,120 A lot. I think about you too. 14 00:01:10,380 --> 00:01:11,380 Take care. 15 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:15,600 Gardening will gain. 16 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:17,460 Live for the gardening, Mr. Schroeder. 17 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,120 Good. Come in. Thank you. 18 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:24,080 And how are you feeling within yourself? 19 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:28,700 How do you mean, Mr. Schroeder? Brian, try not to think of me as your probation 20 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:33,000 officer. All right, I won't. I want to keep our sessions as informal as 21 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,210 possible. I'm here to help you through this. 22 00:01:35,610 --> 00:01:36,610 Ta. 23 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:41,710 A lot of male offenders find it more difficult than they'd imagined adjusting 24 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:42,710 home detention. 25 00:01:43,150 --> 00:01:45,910 Well, I don't really think of myself as an offender, Brian. 26 00:01:46,290 --> 00:01:49,050 If you weren't, Wolf, I wouldn't be here. 27 00:01:52,130 --> 00:01:53,270 Getting plenty of exercise? 28 00:01:53,790 --> 00:01:55,250 Exercise is the key. 29 00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:57,470 I thought about jogging. Good. 30 00:01:58,410 --> 00:01:59,830 But, you know. 31 00:02:00,690 --> 00:02:02,410 Of course, sir. 32 00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:05,360 Very funny. What about Tai Chi? 33 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,220 What about it? I'm a teacher. 34 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:08,860 In the Wu style. 35 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,639 Wu? Wow. 36 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,380 Wonderful for freeing the body, mind and soul. 37 00:02:14,660 --> 00:02:16,540 Well, that's exactly what I'm looking for, Brian. 38 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,980 I've had my lawyer working on that list of prospective employers. 39 00:02:21,860 --> 00:02:26,020 It'd be nice to get out, get a job, start getting back, you know? Good. 40 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:31,640 You said the ankle bracelet was chafing your leg. 41 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:32,859 How's that? 42 00:02:32,860 --> 00:02:33,860 ointment working out. 43 00:03:09,930 --> 00:03:12,790 I thought you said you had a new office. 44 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:14,010 I do, Grandpa. 45 00:03:14,130 --> 00:03:15,490 Why have I been here before? 46 00:03:15,910 --> 00:03:18,290 Has Corky defended you on that public indecency charge? 47 00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:19,630 Is this Corky's office? 48 00:03:19,770 --> 00:03:20,770 No, it's mine. 49 00:03:21,210 --> 00:03:22,210 Where's Corky, then? 50 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,370 Corky's at rehab. 51 00:03:23,730 --> 00:03:24,329 What's that? 52 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:27,590 It's a drug thing, Grandpa. Can I have that? No. I don't touch drugs. 53 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:29,830 Except masculine. Now, there's a drug. 54 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:31,189 Right on. 55 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:34,610 Bit of a cliche, don't you think? The old safe behind the painting trick? 56 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:36,790 You didn't know it was there. 57 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,800 I found it, so beg, I keep what's inside. No way. 58 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,219 Cookie's safe. 59 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:43,820 Cookie doesn't know what planet he's on. 60 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,480 So is the new leaseholder. Anything left behind is lawfully mine. 61 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:49,520 Bullshit. Which one of us is the lawyer? 62 00:03:49,740 --> 00:03:50,900 You, which means you're lying. 63 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,900 Of course, you'll have to open it first. 64 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:57,380 Go halves. Hey, I found it. So what? We go thirds. 65 00:03:57,660 --> 00:03:58,820 No. Thirds. No. 66 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,320 Okay. 67 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:06,740 Thirds. Works for me. 68 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,139 No, he doesn't. 69 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:20,880 He does. There's nothing wrong with that. He doesn't love you. You don't 70 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:21,880 him. Yes, I do. 71 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:27,040 So why haven't you brought him home? Stop being a petty freak and leave us 72 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:31,960 alone. It's because, deep down, you fear he's not Mr. Right. He's Mr. You'll Do. 73 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,900 Shut up. What happened to Rachel, Pat Gal? 74 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:39,580 Shut up, bitch. You work in a video store. Because you made me. And you're 75 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:42,740 out with a guy you're too scared to introduce to your own family. I'm not. 76 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,000 I think he's going to come now. 77 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,340 No, but me. 78 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:47,660 Oh! 79 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:57,320 Sorry. 80 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:04,020 Did I wake you? 81 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,260 Yes. 82 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,020 But I forgive you. 83 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:16,179 Here you go. 84 00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:17,180 Thank you. 85 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,220 How come we never get to go to your place? 86 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:30,660 Because it's much nicer here. 87 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:32,400 Don't you want your family to meet me? 88 00:05:32,740 --> 00:05:34,400 No, I don't want you to meet my family. 89 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:35,699 Why not? 90 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:38,580 Well, I could give you a list, but I'm warning you, it will take ages. 91 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:41,720 I just want to get to know you a little bit better. 92 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:43,860 If you want to make this thing work. 93 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,300 That's all. 94 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:52,400 You know, I think I'd quite like to learn this Tai Chi shit. Just a self 95 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,660 -defense. What again? 96 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:59,160 Sloth? Well, obviously I'd speed it up if someone was to actually attack me. 97 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,060 Anything you need while I'm out? 98 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:05,640 No, I have everything I could possibly ever need right here. Yeah, I can see 99 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:06,640 that. 100 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:10,900 You got my money? 101 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,740 Oh, yeah. Now look, how about that? 102 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:17,630 Jesus Christ, Eric, the only reason I keep you around is to run that business. 103 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:21,210 Yeah, well, it hasn't been very good lately, all. Well, it can't have been 104 00:06:21,210 --> 00:06:23,910 bad. Well, any time you want to come down and check it out, you're more than 105 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:24,910 welcome. 106 00:06:25,390 --> 00:06:26,650 I'm sorry, mate. Jesus. 107 00:06:28,070 --> 00:06:30,890 Well, even if I did get you some money, it's not as if you could rush out and 108 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:31,890 feed us. 109 00:06:33,530 --> 00:06:35,090 Have you seen outside this morning? 110 00:06:43,660 --> 00:06:46,800 I was going to say something, but then I thought, well, you know, maybe you let 111 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,100 one of the kids express themselves. 112 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:49,820 What, all over the side of the house? 113 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:51,520 Well, I don't bloody know, do I? 114 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,240 Let me know if you need some stuff to clean it off with. I'll bring it back 115 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,240 after my meeting, okay? 116 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,560 Have a nice day. 117 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:19,350 Do you need a hand? 118 00:07:21,550 --> 00:07:25,050 I was walking past and I saw... Well, actually, I saw your arse. I thought, 119 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:26,110 that looks familiar. 120 00:07:26,210 --> 00:07:28,450 Jeez, you really know how to get to a girl's heart. 121 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:30,850 How are you? 122 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:31,930 I'm OK. 123 00:07:32,150 --> 00:07:33,150 You? 124 00:07:34,110 --> 00:07:36,730 Haven't seen you for a while. Well, you know, it's not that easy. 125 00:07:37,850 --> 00:07:38,850 Clearly. 126 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:40,590 Say the word, Cheryl, and I'll be there. 127 00:07:41,150 --> 00:07:42,210 You know I can't do that. 128 00:07:42,590 --> 00:07:44,070 Not when I've got to go home after all. 129 00:07:44,870 --> 00:07:45,870 After all? 130 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:48,000 Well, you know, he's not going anywhere. 131 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:49,900 Not yet, anyway. 132 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:51,480 Shit. 133 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,900 Say the word, I'll be there. He knows. 134 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,539 What's he want? 135 00:07:58,540 --> 00:07:59,540 Buggered if I know. 136 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,240 Wanker. 137 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:06,080 It's definitely P -H -A something. 138 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,040 Far left. 139 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:12,420 Eric, why would anyone tag the name of a dead horse on the side of my house? 140 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:13,820 Yeah, well. 141 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,840 They're nice with kids these days, aren't they? 142 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:18,560 Great. We got tagged by the fatheads. 143 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,040 By the who? 144 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,340 The fathead crew, with a P8. 145 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:25,140 Actually, they call themselves the fat hard crew. 146 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:29,020 A penis reference, I suppose. But everyone calls them the fatheads, 147 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:29,919 really are. 148 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:30,920 You know these people? 149 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,279 God, no. 150 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:36,120 I mean, I know they all used to go to Shadbelt High, but I put as much 151 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,799 between me and those morons as possible. 152 00:08:38,659 --> 00:08:42,780 Um, I'm just taking Grandpa for a walk down to the TAB, then I'm off to school, 153 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:43,840 OK? Yeah. 154 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:46,840 Oh, yeah. 155 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:49,460 Yeah. Yeah, I see it now. See? 156 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,120 Fact. 157 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:52,420 Hard. Crew. 158 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:57,860 That's quite a clever one to know, you little... I want you to find out who 159 00:08:57,860 --> 00:08:58,860 these little pricks are. 160 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,400 Why am I going to do that? 161 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:01,760 Oh, I don't know, Eric. 162 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:03,180 Ask around? 163 00:09:03,820 --> 00:09:06,240 I thought if anyone knew, it would be you. 164 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:07,920 Why would I tell you if I did? 165 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,100 I've done you favours in the past. 166 00:09:10,660 --> 00:09:11,660 So it's my turn now. 167 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,280 Isn't that the way it works? I don't know, you making up the rules. 168 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:17,020 Fuck, fuck, do you know them fat pricks or not? 169 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,500 Why? 170 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:21,920 Like I said, they're giving someone close to me grief, tagging and shit. 171 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,880 They should make a complaint to the police. 172 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,160 Seriously, 173 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:28,479 I'm asking you. 174 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,200 For you, Eric, I'll see what I can do. 175 00:09:40,849 --> 00:09:42,010 You tagged the hell? 176 00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:43,409 Yeah, what if? 177 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:44,409 What if what? 178 00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:45,450 Well, we need it to be told. 179 00:09:45,810 --> 00:09:48,590 Yeah, well, now he knows who he's dealing with because he painted it all 180 00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:49,590 the side of his house. 181 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,970 Isn't she digging that pole pole? 182 00:09:52,030 --> 00:09:54,710 What the hell is a pole pole? It means pole, lease. 183 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:57,040 Pig. Five -oh. Officer. 184 00:09:57,460 --> 00:10:01,960 Ah, right. So in South Central Glendene, or wherever you fellas come from, 185 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:03,480 what's the word for fuckwit? 186 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:07,240 I ask you to do one thing and you're dicking me around. 187 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:09,040 We ain't lunching on you, Mr Judd. 188 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,380 Well, you better not be, Trey. 189 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,880 Not unless you want me to impound your mum's car. 190 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,140 No, this is my car. 191 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,540 It's just under her name. 192 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:20,440 One simple thing I ask you and your fat heads to do. Fat hard. 193 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:21,980 And then we're square. 194 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:26,080 Why do you want this wolf fellow to come after us anyway? 195 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:28,520 Not for you to know. 196 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:32,220 Yeah, but you're being so specific about us getting Wolf off his property, so me 197 00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:33,620 and the boys want to know what the beef's at. 198 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:41,480 The beef is for me to know, and for you to do what I bloody tell you. 199 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:50,160 I've been caught the rest of the day. 200 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:51,720 Anyone we know? 201 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,860 Touch anything while I'm gone, right? 202 00:10:56,120 --> 00:11:00,340 Promise. Oh, and if you do open the safe, you will remember to tell me 203 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:00,999 inside, right? 204 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,420 You'll be the first person we tell. 205 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,180 Good, because if you don't, I'll find out. 206 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:06,380 Oh, scary. 207 00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:11,640 Maybe we should get some dynamite and blow it open. 208 00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:13,780 No, no, Mr In -N -Out, that's me. 209 00:11:36,810 --> 00:11:41,050 Come on, Wolfie. Come on. One more. Oh, no. 210 00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:51,930 I want to know why, 211 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:54,710 Eric. I don't bloody know, do I? 212 00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:58,390 Well, I sent you to find out. And I told you what I found out, which is bugger 213 00:11:58,390 --> 00:12:00,570 all. It's kids sticking you around. 214 00:12:01,390 --> 00:12:02,510 No, it's about this. 215 00:12:04,269 --> 00:12:08,010 Yeah, it was a rash, by the way. They wanted to get me outside the zone so 216 00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:09,010 bloody thing would go off. 217 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,630 Well, why would they want to do that? 218 00:12:10,870 --> 00:12:12,270 That's what I want to find out. 219 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:17,130 Oh, look, you don't think you might be being just a little bit... I mean, no 220 00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:19,670 I know would want you to do that, Wolf, because if you did that, then you might 221 00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:23,030 end up doing something like violating your parole and going back to prison. 222 00:12:23,170 --> 00:12:25,710 Yeah, well, easy to ask. I'll do it. It's not as if I can go and ask them 223 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:27,090 myself, is it? Uh, that... 224 00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:30,420 Yeah, we couldn't find our bin, so we nicked this one instead. 225 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:34,020 It's a pretty good one, too, mate. Yeah, we'll go put it where the other one 226 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,000 lives. Hey, maybe you did something to piss them off. 227 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,300 How exactly? 228 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,600 It's not as if I've been anywhere, is it? 229 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,480 Hey, everyone, this is Hayden. He's staying the night. Come on. 230 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:44,360 Mr West, Hayden Peters. 231 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:45,540 Hayden. Good. 232 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,240 Hey, Mrs West. 233 00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:49,580 Hayden, hi. 234 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:50,840 Moving right along. 235 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,120 Hey, Pascal. 236 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:55,540 Get your own fantasy. 237 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:01,320 Don't, don't. It was so uncalled for. You just mind reading your sister. 238 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,540 You've got to think about these things, bro. 239 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:04,900 Shut up. 240 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:10,220 Every safe is the same weakness if something screws up. 241 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:13,060 You need a locksmith to open it. 242 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,540 I am that locksmith. 243 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,900 So this has gone on all day? 244 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:19,920 Yep. 245 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:23,100 He didn't open it while you were at school and he's not telling us? I don't 246 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:23,929 to school. 247 00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,430 I've been here the whole time. 248 00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:26,650 Jesus. 249 00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:29,210 You have some really tragic clients. 250 00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:31,090 Didn't you get my message? 251 00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:32,870 I ignored it. I knew I would. 252 00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:36,710 I was bored watching Ocean's Eleven here. 253 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:38,950 I do have a fucking listening device on. 254 00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:41,650 Yet you can't hear the bloody tumblers click into play. 255 00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:44,630 Can we just rip the whole thing out and take it home with us? 256 00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:47,790 No, I don't want a sodding great hole in the wall. You can put the painting up 257 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:51,070 again. How the fuck am I meant to work out the contact points with the Mormon 258 00:13:51,070 --> 00:13:53,270 bloody tabernacle? Why are you jabbering in my ear? 259 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,120 Maybe we should come back tomorrow. 260 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:02,780 Good idea. 261 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:11,840 Are you okay with that? 262 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,080 With what? 263 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,260 That girl having him in her room. 264 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:16,900 Well, she's over 18. 265 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:19,500 At least she's doing it under our roof for a change. 266 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,440 For a change. I repeat. 267 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,060 She's over 18. 268 00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:26,020 He's a dickhead. 269 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:30,600 Everyone who goes out with Pascal in your book is a dickhead. 270 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,620 Fuck, I hate being stuck in this house. 271 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,680 I feel like I'm under siege. 272 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,640 What, by those idiot kids? 273 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:40,940 No, them. 274 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:42,340 The whole fucking world. 275 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:45,940 Someone's putting them up to this. 276 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:55,720 They're just as bored as you are, and they're winding you up for a laugh. Come 277 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,720 on. 278 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,180 I'm sure of it. 279 00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:03,420 Oh, well, I'll sort it out. 280 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:24,690 Hey, Mr. West. 281 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:26,890 When you're ready, can I have my bathroom back? Sure. 282 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,590 I thought you might remember me. 283 00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:30,910 Hayden Peters. 284 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,390 Danny Peters' boy. 285 00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:35,290 You probably remember him as Dean Price. 286 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:37,790 You're one of Dean's kids. 287 00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:39,090 Yeah, I'm afraid so. 288 00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:42,250 I haven't seen your old man in... Fifteen years. 289 00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:45,170 I remember you coming around home and you and Dad would shoot down the shed. 290 00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:48,430 Yeah, well, bloody hard to talk business with a million kids floating around. 291 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:49,610 Bloody Catholics, eh? 292 00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:52,510 How is your old man? 293 00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:54,990 Dead. Shit, sorry. 294 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,090 Lung cancer. About six months ago. 295 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:58,690 I didn't know. 296 00:15:58,790 --> 00:15:59,790 Oh, but you were inside. 297 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:01,750 Yep. 298 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,870 Well, I'm running the family business now. 299 00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:08,670 When do you finish with the bathroom? 300 00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:14,810 I so don't have time for this right now. Yes, you do. 301 00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:16,070 But I have a life. 302 00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:17,290 And a boyfriend. 303 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:18,350 You don't have any money. 304 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,730 Well, I don't need any. I haven't got hate. 305 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:23,130 Was feminism something that happened to every other woman? 306 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:26,430 Why do I need feminism when I can just get money off Hayden? 307 00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:28,790 Look, I really need someone to run my video store. 308 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:32,650 Since when is it your video store? Since I was the one who suggested you for the 309 00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:33,650 job. Oh. 310 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:37,770 And I really need some time off. Can you run that past the bar? Yes, next time I 311 00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:40,830 see him. But right now I have something else I really need to attend to, so can 312 00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:41,830 you at least stay the day? 313 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,770 Yeah, Hayden's got stuff to do. Great, good. Bye! 314 00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:50,470 God, we had the most amazing... 315 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,680 Do you think anyone heard us? 316 00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:05,200 I'll be back later, okay? 317 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,020 Hey. 318 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,500 Are you trying to put Wolf back inside? 319 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:16,920 Sorry? You heard. 320 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,700 Why would I need to do that? Don't. You play the bloody innocent. 321 00:17:20,109 --> 00:17:23,550 You slicked those kids onto him. I mean, why would I need to do that when he's 322 00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:24,449 going to do it himself? 323 00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:27,670 I don't know. I don't know. Maybe you're trying to speed up the process by using 324 00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:30,990 a bunch of fucking kids. Hey, you do what it takes to get what you want. If 325 00:17:30,990 --> 00:17:34,190 breaks parole now, and it doesn't matter how, I can put him away. 326 00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:38,650 But the longer he stays out, the bigger the fall. And when he goes down, he will 327 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:39,650 drag you with him. 328 00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:42,790 So you should thank me for getting him out of your hair before the shitstorm 329 00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,670 gets too big. And you know that's the truth. 330 00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:48,890 Well, if you're such the fucking genius... 331 00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:53,670 What happens if he tries to figure it out? What happens if he starts asking 332 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,930 you want him back in prison? What if he puts you and me together? 333 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:58,730 You and me? There is no you and me as far as I can tell. 334 00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:02,710 I love you, Cheryl, but I'm stuck in this fucking limbo land and I don't like 335 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:06,030 it. I can't change that! Well, it doesn't stop me from trying, does it? 336 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:42,900 Come on! 337 00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:00,220 I don't see what I can do. Give me a couple of days. It's one bloody licence 338 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:04,160 plate. Yep, and I'll see what I can do. How hard can it be to track one licence 339 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:08,000 plate? Jesus, Dad, chill out. Don't tell me to chill out. Get me out of this 340 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,300 house! So I can get those little pricks, then I'll chill out. Yeah, I'm working 341 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:11,979 on that. 342 00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:15,920 And? And I'll send a list of prospective employers to your probation guard. 343 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,360 When? When I've done it. 344 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,960 Oh, well, in your own time. No hurry. Oh, shit, Dad. 345 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,299 You know what? 346 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:26,640 Most of the people that we know that would give you a job aren't exactly what 347 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,740 the Justice Department would consider appropriate employers for a man on home 348 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:31,180 detention. You ever think of that? 349 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:33,600 Then find someone who is. Oh, yeah, no problem. 350 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,920 Hi, Dad. 351 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,620 Shouldn't you be off defending the scum of the earth? No, I've got better things 352 00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:38,620 to do with my time these days. 353 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,940 That boyfriend of yours. Isn't he great? 354 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,000 He's a dickhead, dumbass. 355 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,400 Daddy! You can do a lot, lot better. 356 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,620 No. Trust me, you can. 357 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,500 Daddy, he's really, really successful. 358 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,180 Oh, yeah? At what? 359 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,980 Property. Mm -hmm. He owns heaps of it. Houses and stuff. 360 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,000 Did he ever tell you what he does with these houses? 361 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,500 Rinse them. 362 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,340 Sweetie, he runs prostitutes out of them. 363 00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:13,860 He inherited the houses and the business from his old man. 364 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,500 Dodgiest prick who ever walked the face of the earth. 365 00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:21,740 And I don't want my princess shacked up with a pimp. 366 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:29,760 One more minute. 367 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,500 I've got a bloody client waiting. 368 00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:35,420 Bring them in. Don't mind us. I'm not bringing a client in with you guys here. 369 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,360 Why? Have they done something furby? 370 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:41,120 That's the point. The point is, how can my clients take me seriously when 371 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,340 there's two bloody idiots trying to crack a safe in my office? 372 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,600 Out of the face! 373 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,680 Maybe we will come out tomorrow. 374 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:57,920 Good idea. 375 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,320 Did you get the ball back? No. 376 00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:02,750 That was Old Googly. 377 00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:04,970 It was just a ball van. 378 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:06,550 Old Googly was a legend. 379 00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:10,190 It was like the best backyard cricket ball ever. 380 00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:13,090 Will you forget about the ball? 381 00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:15,030 Yeah. 382 00:21:15,890 --> 00:21:17,210 Any idea who's in for dinner? 383 00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:18,610 How the hell would I know? 384 00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:21,690 Yeah, I'm counting you already, Munter. Sure. 385 00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:25,270 The point is that these little assholes are going to be back. And when they do 386 00:21:25,270 --> 00:21:27,630 come back, I want you waiting for them. 387 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,379 What, outside? 388 00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:31,000 Yeah. Oh, dad, can't we wait inside? 389 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:34,580 Okay. 390 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,360 Okay. 391 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,140 But we're not doing it until after dinner. 392 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,280 Well, this is getting way out of hand. I'm just defending our home. 393 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,700 My kids, a bunch of kids, are winding you up for a laugh. Well, what would you 394 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:51,700 suggest, love? 395 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,180 Should I call the police? 396 00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:56,760 Maybe your mate Judd would like to come around here and save the day. 397 00:21:57,260 --> 00:22:00,930 Maybe. call in the armed offenders who would make it shoot the little turds. 398 00:22:02,130 --> 00:22:07,090 Jeez, you've got way too much time on your hands. Welcome to my world, love. 399 00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:13,630 Man, I guess I'm going to fall asleep. 400 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,210 Maybe we should take a new shoe. 401 00:22:17,450 --> 00:22:18,450 No, man. 402 00:22:18,950 --> 00:22:23,190 If you're sitting there asleep and I'm meant to be awake and all I can think 403 00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:26,650 about is I wish I was asleep like mine, then you know I'll be asleep too. 404 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,200 Have you got anything that could help us stay awake like speed? 405 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,400 Yeah. 406 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:33,700 Yeah. 407 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:36,940 Got some pot. 408 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:39,960 Yeah, that'll do. 409 00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:51,200 This is good. I would have cooked, but I'm not so good at it. 410 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:57,680 Another thing. 411 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:04,720 I'm not so good at, is using words to try and say what I really want to say. 412 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:09,040 The reader is really amazing at that. Like, I'll just be listening to her, but 413 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,940 it won't be until like ages later that I realise what she's crapping on about. 414 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,240 Nicole, what do you need to say? 415 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:22,840 It's just, it would be difficult for me 416 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,500 to go out with you. 417 00:23:27,050 --> 00:23:28,050 If you were a pimp. 418 00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:32,570 You'd have a moral problem with that. 419 00:23:32,830 --> 00:23:33,830 Oh, shit, no. 420 00:23:34,510 --> 00:23:37,570 I mean, it's not like I want to be a hooker, but some of my best friends at 421 00:23:37,570 --> 00:23:40,270 school are on their backs. I mean, everyone's going to make a living, 422 00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:41,870 So where's the problem? 423 00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:44,470 So you are a pimp. 424 00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:46,170 Just tell me where the problem is. 425 00:23:47,450 --> 00:23:48,450 Dad. 426 00:23:50,350 --> 00:23:53,680 Really? No, you don't think about it. He said it's a family business, which is 427 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,700 rich because our family business is robbing people. 428 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,600 I mean, he's the one at home on home detention. 429 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:00,720 It was a family business. 430 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,560 One of them. 431 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:04,300 I'm liking the sound of that word. 432 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,960 After the old man died, I sold those businesses. 433 00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:10,980 It is way too much hassle running suburban brothels now that it's legal. 434 00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:15,480 You know, you've got Osh, the idea up your arse, the neighbours are getting 435 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,520 thingy about it. So I turned the houses into old people's homes. 436 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,240 Just as profitable after bloody hassle. 437 00:24:23,349 --> 00:24:24,610 So, you're not of him? 438 00:24:24,970 --> 00:24:25,970 No. 439 00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:27,590 No, I live off the elderly instead. 440 00:24:27,930 --> 00:24:29,190 Oh, that is so fantastic. 441 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,670 So you're going to tell your old man that for me? 442 00:24:36,710 --> 00:24:37,710 Tomorrow. 443 00:24:42,990 --> 00:24:48,110 Want a fresh one? 444 00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:50,290 Why not? 445 00:25:15,090 --> 00:25:16,090 Life is shit. 446 00:25:17,030 --> 00:25:19,390 What pushed your button? Being old and useless. 447 00:25:19,790 --> 00:25:20,790 Yeah, well, you get that. 448 00:25:21,010 --> 00:25:24,350 Oh, that's pretty fucking profound, son. Hey, you're not the only one with 449 00:25:24,350 --> 00:25:25,350 problems. 450 00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:28,590 Pardon me for existing. You've got a problem, sort it out. Sort your own 451 00:25:28,590 --> 00:25:29,590 problems out. I will. 452 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:33,810 I am, I'm just... See, if you've got a bugger around here being useless, 453 00:25:33,890 --> 00:25:34,890 that's... 454 00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:52,580 You're not the only one with problems, you know. 455 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,140 What? Come on! 456 00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:12,419 It's off. 457 00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:16,600 So Mr In -N -Out is now Mr Can't -Be -Asked. I'm too old for that shit. 458 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,840 Then teach me. 459 00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:19,440 You what? You heard. 460 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:23,000 You. Oh, so because I'm a girl. You don't have the patience. 461 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,380 Bullshit. You don't. 462 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,399 Prove it. 463 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,500 Fine, I'll get my bag. 464 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,180 Um, Grandpa, you might want to get dressed first. 465 00:26:53,550 --> 00:26:55,850 For your information, my boyfriend is not a pimp. 466 00:26:56,170 --> 00:26:59,970 And he's my boyfriend, not yours, so I get to choose when to dump him and not 467 00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:00,970 you. 468 00:27:03,150 --> 00:27:04,150 Got to go to work. 469 00:27:04,370 --> 00:27:06,070 Well, at least you got a good night's sleep. 470 00:27:07,090 --> 00:27:08,190 Don't blame him. 471 00:27:08,450 --> 00:27:09,830 He was given a job to do. 472 00:27:10,090 --> 00:27:13,370 Look, it's you versus a bunch of kids. It's not bloody Iraq. 473 00:27:15,230 --> 00:27:17,110 I don't know anything about anything. 474 00:27:19,670 --> 00:27:20,670 What do you want? 475 00:27:21,470 --> 00:27:22,770 We're here to help, Wolf. 476 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,800 I get to work this morning and I hear there was a crime perpetrated at the 477 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,640 household, so naturally I come straight around. 478 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,500 Are you two ladies the only bloody cops in West Auckland? 479 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,260 Matters involving the West family tend to get referred to me. Just my luck. 480 00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:39,240 Apparently a motor vehicle was stolen? Yeah, my motor vehicle. By a bunch of 481 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,780 kids. With all my stuff in it. And I'm not expecting to see it again, but 482 00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:44,640 for asking, you know. Thanks for taking a personal interest. 483 00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:48,300 Right, uh, I was unaware it was your car, Cheryl. 484 00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:49,780 Well, now you know. 485 00:27:51,290 --> 00:27:54,210 We'll get straight on to that. I wouldn't want to waste any valuable 486 00:27:54,210 --> 00:27:55,310 resource on my behalf. 487 00:27:55,650 --> 00:27:57,070 Would you be able to describe these kids? 488 00:27:57,610 --> 00:27:59,770 No. No one saw a bloody thing. 489 00:27:59,990 --> 00:28:02,610 But like I say, I'm sure you've got far more important things to be doing with 490 00:28:02,610 --> 00:28:03,610 your time. 491 00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:05,450 We'll get on to that. 492 00:28:12,030 --> 00:28:13,110 That bastard. 493 00:28:14,990 --> 00:28:16,110 It was him. 494 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,150 He put those fucking kids under me. 495 00:28:20,870 --> 00:28:23,530 They have gone nuts. He wants me to break parole. 496 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:27,110 Look, Wolf, I know you two aren't bosom buddies, but... Think about it. He hates 497 00:28:27,110 --> 00:28:28,190 my fucking guts, right? 498 00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:29,790 Shit, it makes perfect sense. 499 00:28:30,130 --> 00:28:33,910 And now the prick comes over here to gloat about it. All right. 500 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:35,610 That's the way he wants to play it. 501 00:28:43,690 --> 00:28:46,690 How the hell does stealing her car achieve anything? 502 00:28:47,090 --> 00:28:48,270 He smashed my window. 503 00:28:48,530 --> 00:28:53,180 So? Yeah, well, so he needed to be told. Don't give me that he needed to be told 504 00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:56,520 crap. Nobody told you to steal anything. And what are you going to do about it? 505 00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:57,579 Charge me? 506 00:28:57,580 --> 00:29:01,080 I don't think so, Sergeant Judd, because if you charge me, I'm going to start 507 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,740 talking about this little thing we've got going. 508 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,360 Trey, I'm not going to charge you. 509 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,480 Good. I will mess up your life in ways you can't begin to imagine. 510 00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:12,900 Now, where's the car? 511 00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:16,180 Don't be a dickhead all your life. 512 00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:19,060 It's in Mitchell's dad's garage. 513 00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:21,020 It's on their lifestyle block. 514 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,340 Is it in one piece? 515 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,040 Sort of. 516 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,540 Is everything that was in it, in it? 517 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:27,840 Well, kinda. 518 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:28,880 Put it back together. 519 00:29:29,340 --> 00:29:30,780 Put everything back in it. 520 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,900 Park it at the mall and call me when you're done. 521 00:29:33,780 --> 00:29:34,780 Moron. 522 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,800 Can you hear the clicks? 523 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,780 Three. No, four. 524 00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:44,640 Three. No. 525 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,480 This model of tape has got four wheels, hence four clicks. 526 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,200 Well, how come I can only hear three then? 527 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,720 Because you're deaf. All that listening to music through headphones. 528 00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:55,060 Okay, jeez, don't spoil the Disney family movie moment. 529 00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:56,099 What's that? 530 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:58,320 The pass up of knowledge from one generation to another. 531 00:29:58,620 --> 00:30:00,040 There are four clicks, got it? 532 00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:04,880 Now, we determine the contact points for each wheel, then we graph those to work 533 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,220 out the numbers, then we try the possible combinations of the numbers. 534 00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:09,360 much more exciting in the movies. 535 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,440 And if all that fails, we hit it with the largest hammer we can find. 536 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,640 Now you're talking. 537 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:14,770 Contact points. 538 00:30:18,190 --> 00:30:21,550 Seriously, I was close to having an emotional bonding moment then. 539 00:30:21,930 --> 00:30:23,050 Shut up and listen. 540 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:29,850 That's hardly in the spirit of the law, is it? Not entirely, no. 541 00:30:30,270 --> 00:30:31,930 So what are you going to do about it? 542 00:30:33,530 --> 00:30:35,910 One stone can kill many birds, Eric. 543 00:30:36,290 --> 00:30:40,990 Is that from that Tai Chi stuff Schroeder left you? No, it's from the 544 00:30:40,990 --> 00:30:41,990 of Wolf. 545 00:30:42,230 --> 00:30:44,030 So, what do I have to do? 546 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:46,610 Who says you have to do anything? 547 00:30:47,210 --> 00:30:50,790 Normally, in these things, there's a bit where you say, Eric? 548 00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:53,010 You'll see. 549 00:30:53,550 --> 00:30:54,449 You get it? 550 00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:55,450 Yep. 551 00:30:58,210 --> 00:30:59,270 Presumably in the mum's name. 552 00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:00,770 That's fine. 553 00:31:00,870 --> 00:31:01,769 Call that? 554 00:31:01,770 --> 00:31:03,130 Yep. Sweet. 555 00:31:08,990 --> 00:31:10,030 Yo, this is Trey. 556 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,500 Mama's a lovely woman, Trey. 557 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,840 Very helpful. 558 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:15,680 Maybe she got a dipshit like you for a son. 559 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,040 Who is this? 560 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,480 You stole a car from my house last night. 561 00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:22,280 Don't know what you're talking about. 562 00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:24,880 Turn the music down, Trey, so we can talk. 563 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,400 Good boy. 564 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,640 Now, I don't know what it is that Sergeant Judd has over you, but believe 565 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,740 me, it is nothing compared to what I can do. 566 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,980 Don't be dogging on me, man. You can't even leave your crib. How are you going 567 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:38,759 to hurt me? 568 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:39,760 Hurt you? 569 00:31:39,870 --> 00:31:42,010 Trey, I didn't say anything about hurting you. 570 00:31:42,270 --> 00:31:43,330 I want to make a deal. 571 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:46,630 Why don't you come over in a couple of hours? 572 00:31:47,170 --> 00:31:52,030 Yeah, right. So what? I can get whacked upside the head as a... Trey, I said I 573 00:31:52,030 --> 00:31:53,650 don't want to hurt you. 574 00:31:54,070 --> 00:31:55,770 If you don't believe me, bring your boys. 575 00:31:56,010 --> 00:31:57,890 Bring as many boys as you like. I'm here alone. 576 00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:00,670 Talk to you soon. 577 00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:02,330 Brian, how are you? 578 00:32:03,470 --> 00:32:05,150 Mr Schroeder, good to see you. 579 00:32:05,670 --> 00:32:08,850 Well, we encourage those on home detention to seek employment while it is 580 00:32:08,850 --> 00:32:10,420 still... privilege, you understand? 581 00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:12,940 I just want to get out and do my bit for society, Brian. 582 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:19,160 Be that as it may, this list your lawyer provided of prospective employers? 583 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,980 Well, to cut a long story short, none are acceptable. 584 00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:27,040 Well, they're all business people, Brian. It's hard to be a saint in the 585 00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:27,559 you know? 586 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,640 Well, the police tended to look on this more as a list of non -associates. 587 00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:34,100 These are all upstanding members of the West Auckland business community, Brian. 588 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,600 None of whom are acceptable to... So how do we make this work? 589 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,280 Find a job. 590 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:42,400 that benefits the community and helps with your rehabilitation. 591 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,240 Well, how hard can that be, eh? 592 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:55,080 Would you 593 00:32:55,080 --> 00:33:01,120 like me to take over again? 594 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,780 Do you think you're up to it? 595 00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:06,620 I will die before that bastard defeats us. 596 00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:09,760 Are you sure that's a wise thing to say, all right? 597 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,300 You must be the try -hard crew. 598 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:46,740 Fat hard crew. Oh. 599 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,160 Who the hell are you? 600 00:33:48,420 --> 00:33:49,500 I'm Mr. West's lawyer. 601 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,040 There's a bull that goes with his bat. 602 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,540 We want old Googly back. 603 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,220 What? Where's West? 604 00:33:57,740 --> 00:33:58,740 He had to go out. 605 00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:02,080 Yeah. How can he go somewhere he can't even leave the house? 606 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,440 Says who? 607 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:07,840 Hey! 608 00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:40,340 Oi! 609 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:54,840 You cracked it. 610 00:34:56,980 --> 00:34:58,440 You bloody legend. 611 00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:00,380 You're my hero. 612 00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:04,320 Be my guest. 613 00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:16,100 You've got to be kidding me. 614 00:35:18,830 --> 00:35:23,150 It's so good to see you out. So, so good, my friend. Cheers, Filoni. 615 00:35:24,150 --> 00:35:28,070 I want to see tears of joy just seeing your face. 616 00:35:28,550 --> 00:35:29,550 Yeah. 617 00:35:30,010 --> 00:35:31,790 I can feel them coming now. 618 00:35:32,010 --> 00:35:33,010 Filoni, let me go. 619 00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:38,530 I was just overcome by the sight of you. 620 00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:41,530 Well, you could have come around the house, you know. I'm there 24 -7. 621 00:35:42,350 --> 00:35:44,150 I've been busy, you know. 622 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:46,790 So what are we talking here? 623 00:35:47,890 --> 00:35:48,890 Oh, mate. 624 00:35:49,770 --> 00:35:53,050 Nah, there's not much cool for these type of cars anymore. 625 00:35:53,390 --> 00:35:56,270 Polani, I've been on home detention, not the dark side of the moon. 626 00:35:56,870 --> 00:35:57,870 Okay. 627 00:35:58,170 --> 00:36:00,190 I'm sure we can sort out a fair price. 628 00:36:01,530 --> 00:36:02,530 Good man. 629 00:36:09,130 --> 00:36:11,030 The matter has returned. 630 00:36:12,030 --> 00:36:14,110 Skip the love, Eric. Did you bring what I asked? 631 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,260 One bloody great rock, as requested. 632 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,080 Yep, that'll do it. 633 00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:31,380 Do what exactly? 634 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,320 I want you to drop it on my foot. 635 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:37,940 What? 636 00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:41,120 Drop the rock on my foot. 637 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,280 Is this some sort of an escape attempt? 638 00:36:43,580 --> 00:36:47,480 Just drop the bloody rock, Eric. Jeez, the bit bloody trash that wolf. I mean, 639 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:49,800 there must be an easier way to get it. Just drop it, Eric! 640 00:36:59,060 --> 00:36:59,999 Higher. Hey. 641 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,920 Lift it up a bit. Well, it's going to bloody hurt. I know it's going to hurt. 642 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:04,960 Just do it. 643 00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:10,780 Oh, mate, I can't. 644 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,960 You mean too much to me anyway. What if we get it off? Where are you going to 645 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:14,960 go? 646 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,920 Give me the rock. Mate, it's not worth it. Give me the bloody rock. No. 647 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,860 I'm not going to drop it on my foot. 648 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,419 You promise? 649 00:37:23,420 --> 00:37:24,420 I promise. 650 00:37:28,140 --> 00:37:29,220 I'm going to drop it on yours. 651 00:37:29,460 --> 00:37:30,460 Aye? 652 00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:35,740 What do you mean he's out? 653 00:37:35,940 --> 00:37:36,738 He's out. 654 00:37:36,740 --> 00:37:39,800 He can't be out. He's not allowed to be bloody out. 655 00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:41,880 Carol, something kind of came up. What? 656 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,680 Shit, that's about those kids. 657 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,920 Oh, good news about you giving your card back. Shut up, Munter. Okay. 658 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:50,780 Van? Look, we kind of need to teach them a lesson, all right? What lesson? 659 00:38:02,620 --> 00:38:03,419 Wolf here? 660 00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:06,760 I think you know the answer to that. We got a call from the monitoring company. 661 00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:09,200 Wolfgang West has left the building. 662 00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:11,880 I wouldn't get too excited, Sergeant. 663 00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:14,580 Wolf, good of you to join us. 664 00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:18,960 You do know that by leaving the premises, you have violated the terms of 665 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,720 parole, don't you? Really? 666 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,140 That's not what Brian said. 667 00:38:23,820 --> 00:38:26,500 Brian's my probation officer. Top bloke does Tai Chi. 668 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,200 You all right there, mate? 669 00:38:28,220 --> 00:38:29,220 Yeah, I'm all right. 670 00:38:31,180 --> 00:38:33,720 She's getting out of the stairs on the crutches I'm not used to. 671 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,660 Poor old Eric had a bit of a gardening mishap. 672 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,820 Dropped a rock on his foot. Big one. 673 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,340 Bloody heck, too. 674 00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:44,480 I tried dialling 111. I don't know what you fellas were doing, eh? There must 675 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,720 have been a problem with the phones. 676 00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:47,880 So I had to drive him to hospital myself. 677 00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:49,900 Yeah, I was in no condition to drive. 678 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:51,480 Lucky it wasn't broken. 679 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,160 Just bruised. 680 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:54,780 I've got the x -ray to prove it. 681 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,280 I then called Brian at the hospital, explained the situation to him. 682 00:38:59,710 --> 00:39:02,650 He had no problem at all with any parole violation in this case. 683 00:39:04,330 --> 00:39:05,510 So I guess we're all good then. 684 00:39:06,870 --> 00:39:08,850 We'll have to talk to Mr Schroeder to confirm this. 685 00:39:09,070 --> 00:39:10,070 Fill your boots, laddie. 686 00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:14,830 Oh, top job retrieving the wife's car too, Detective Sergeant Judd. 687 00:39:15,350 --> 00:39:17,050 Just thorough police work, was it? 688 00:39:19,110 --> 00:39:20,110 As always, Wolf. 689 00:39:22,890 --> 00:39:24,830 Sorry to get you caught up in the middle of this, love. 690 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,399 You're lying. 691 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,400 Honest to God. 692 00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:33,520 What was in the safe? I'm telling you, we don't know. We couldn't get it open. 693 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:36,340 Grandpa's really got it. Oh, boo -hoo. 694 00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:38,160 What was in the safe? 695 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,760 What is the point of having a safe if you don't put anything in it? 696 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,980 Jesus Christ, what a fucking stupid waste of time that was. 697 00:39:47,140 --> 00:39:50,820 What? But we opened it, didn't we? That is not the friggin' point. 698 00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:52,340 Yes, it is. 699 00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:54,100 We knocked the bastard off. 700 00:39:55,710 --> 00:39:59,990 We knocked the bastard off. We knocked the bastard off. We knocked the bastard 701 00:39:59,990 --> 00:40:05,930 off. We knocked the bastard off. We knocked the bastard off. So logically, 702 00:40:05,930 --> 00:40:08,270 could we know what was in the safe when we couldn't get it open? 703 00:40:30,890 --> 00:40:31,890 You guys are lying. 704 00:40:32,350 --> 00:40:33,370 Then you open it. 705 00:40:34,330 --> 00:40:35,330 Good luck. 706 00:40:43,430 --> 00:40:44,430 Ow! 707 00:40:45,030 --> 00:40:46,630 Jesus, the look on your face, mate. 708 00:40:46,850 --> 00:40:49,010 Yeah, well, you could have given us a bit of bloody warning. 709 00:40:49,290 --> 00:40:50,470 You're a good man, Eric. 710 00:40:52,110 --> 00:40:53,690 This makes us almost even. 711 00:40:55,090 --> 00:40:56,290 You know what I'm talking about. 712 00:40:56,930 --> 00:40:57,729 Go on. 713 00:40:57,730 --> 00:40:59,910 Get that down you. That'll cure what ails you. 714 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:03,660 What's the reason for the party? 715 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,460 Oh, you know, victory. 716 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,680 Over the forces of evil. 717 00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:10,160 Sure. Hey, I've got to pop out for a while. 718 00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:16,740 How you doing? 719 00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:19,120 Yeah, very good, thank you. Hayden? 720 00:41:20,180 --> 00:41:21,180 Hat girl told you, right? 721 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,340 Don't mean I'll be involved in the old man's business anymore. 722 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,000 In her own way, yes. 723 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:28,520 Yeah, I'm into a lot of other stuff these days. Good for you. All sorts of 724 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,510 businesses. If you ever want to talk. You got a job for me in any of these 725 00:41:31,510 --> 00:41:32,510 businesses of yours? 726 00:41:32,870 --> 00:41:35,690 Sure. I'm talking about a real job with plenty of strings attached. 727 00:41:36,270 --> 00:41:37,810 Including this bloody thing on my leg. 728 00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:39,250 Well, that's no problem. 729 00:41:41,010 --> 00:41:42,010 No problem. 730 00:41:43,390 --> 00:41:44,470 How does charity work, Sam? 731 00:41:46,110 --> 00:41:49,150 Like robbing the rich and giving to the poor. That's how I got where I am today. 732 00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:51,010 So when do you want to start? 733 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,540 It was a bit of a long shot. 734 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:07,698 Bloody idiot. 735 00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:08,780 I had to do something, didn't I? 736 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,960 If he goes back inside, it's because he deserves to, not because of you and me. 737 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,120 If I have to tell you that again, it's the last time we see each other. 738 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:18,320 So when's the next time we're going to see each other? 739 00:42:19,940 --> 00:42:20,940 I don't know. 740 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,360 I'm sorry. 741 00:42:23,060 --> 00:42:25,060 Am I only trying to speed up the inevitable, Cheryl? 742 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,160 We'll see. 743 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:41,720 The charity's in force, and a fair proportion of the money does actually go 744 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:42,720 the charity. 745 00:42:42,820 --> 00:42:45,240 A fair, but not exorbitant proportion. 746 00:42:46,540 --> 00:42:49,880 With the other 80 cents in every dollar pledged, I drop about 30 cents into 747 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,900 overheads. Net profit, 50 cents in the dollar. 748 00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:56,900 What is it I'm meant to be doing for this charitable organisation? 749 00:42:57,740 --> 00:43:00,240 I'm not exactly known for my telephone number. 750 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,500 I have something else in mind to keep you fully employed. 751 00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:04,800 Help with my rehabilitation. 752 00:43:06,100 --> 00:43:08,600 Exactly. Cheers! 753 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,960 This program was made with funding from New Zealand On Air.